Feel free to commence using the new phrase, “turd bucket,” at any time. Use interchangably with the various forms of “douchebag.” Credit to friend and colleague The Colonel. Enjoy.
Posts under ‘Having a laugh’
Heard a good joke today…
What has nine arms and sucks?
Answer in the comments…
Merry Christmas from the Blagojeviches
Some friends of the family apparently are on the governor’s Christmas card list, and when we went to their house last night, I saw this on their counter. After I stopped laughing at them, I took a picture with my phone, so please excuse the poor quality.
The expression of the younger kid is priceless. Usually [...]
Did he mean to say it that way?
I’m currently listening to the Rev. Al Green’s interpretation of “You Are So Beautiful,” originally recorded by Billy Preston and somehow made popular by Joe Cocker.
In it, the Rev sings:
You are so beautiful… to nobody but me.
What is he implying here? Is it a testament to her stupefying ugliness, that she has a face that [...]
Cubs fans: Welcome to the Fukudome
WGN Radio is reporting that the Chicago Cubs finally have landed the object of their offseason desire, Japanese outfielder Kosuke Fukodome.
Not that I care or anything; I just wanted to use that post title. If he’s any sort of cool, he’ll use the Public Enemy song as his entrance music.
[Obligatory snickering at his last name]
Daley Plaza plays host to doofus convention
(Scott Olson/Getty Images)
Live it up now, Cubs fans. Soon the baseball universe will be restored to its proper order.
They found Bartman!
As the Cubs fall all over themselves in their push to the playoffs, thoughts inevitably drift to the team’s last postseason appearance.
I’m talking about Steve Bartman, the Cubs fan who back in 2003 restored a topsy-turvy baseball universe to its proper order after the Cubs let him get into their collective head. The fans’ rending [...]
It’s an outrage!
These are kids defiling a baseball diamond by playing … *gag* … soccer.
I was going to gouge out my eyes, but I didn’t have a spoon handy.
First comes the humiliating public rejection, then comes the bill
As bad as the Houston Astros have been on the field this year, their fans seem to be striking out, too.
Common in ballparks these days is the Kiss Cam, where between innings, the stadium video screen will show a couple, who are then implored to kiss for the thousands of voyeuristic perverts fans in attendance.
Well, [...]