Posts under ‘Cool band names’

Happy Saturday, all, and welcome to the Something Awesome Happened on this Date edition of the Cool Band Names list. As always, feel free to peruse earlier editions. Enjoy!
Awkward Hole
Capital Douchebag
Dead Homeless People
Electronic Cricket
The Go-To Chicks
Itchy Behind
Melodic Sneeze
No. 1 Flan
Porno Barbie
Self-Castrated
The Spicy Chunks
Unnecessary Comma (Dan’s favorite band)

Today we bring you the Passage of the 1918 Sedition Act edition of the Cool Band Names list. For more band names, check out Enjoy Your Haircut, written by a former colleague of mine. Enjoy.
Asstraffic
Butter Wang
Crucified Santa
Driving Drunks
Goatchop
Ironic Frog
Lovin’ Cousins
Napalm Coffee
Polite Anarchist
Scandalous Doodads
Streak of Awesomeness
Two-Tubed Kidney

It’s time once again to dust off the ol’ Cool Band Names list. I didn’t have an opportunity yesterday to post the May Day version, so today I bring you the Fall of Berlin edition. Enjoy!
Apple Nerds
Bursting with Botulism
Contagious Fat
Democracy of Socks
Federal Johnson
Hyphenated Bastards
Kid Charlemagne
Mexican Death Chips
Nuclear Mistake
Pork Store
Secret Asian Man
Street Sorority

Christmas season is one of my least favorite times of the year, for various reasons I won’t get into here. Except for one, I guess: I dislike the extra demands on my time this season requires, as it not only takes time away from stuff that needs to be done regardless of what time of [...]

Wow… the posting pace here is really slowing down. Anyway, it’s time for another edition of the Cool Band Names list, this time honoring the ratification of the Articles of Confederation. Enjoy!
Accidentally Hip
Borkcycle
Cornucopia of Crap
Disappointing Chicken
Five Dead Guys
Implied Jesus
Large Event Things
Mule Birth
Password Paranoia
Puffy Omelet
Shark Vacuum
Tastyface
Violent Teenage Deaths
Worse Than Hitler

With about an hour left in the day, I still have time to post the Gunpowder Plot edition of the Cool Band Names list. As always, feel free to add your own. Enjoy!
Abandoned Banana
Blood-Sucking Assassin Bugs
Clusterchunk
Deer in the Headlights
Extreme Bread
Hatebucket
Jesus Terrorist
Meat Mafia
Neanderthal Redheads
Pocket Hercules
Redneck Truffle
Shocking Broccoli
Toxic Cocktail
Wafted Coffee

Today, we bring you the Raised Fist edition of the Cool Band Names list. This edition marks the deployment of our latest master list of band names, which is bursting with more than 200 names. Enjoy!
50-Yard Assholes
Biscuit Lard
Chocolate Jesus
Death Cat
Drunken Noodles
Gaffled Pizza
Incompetent Anal Sphincter
Large Ketchup Thing
Moo Slim
Obligatory Thug Attack
Poobahs of Pork
Rock Fist
Slightly Massive
The Toner Shakers
Violent [...]

In honor of today’s lidlifters for the Major League Baseball playoffs, today we bring you the First World Series edition of the Cool Band Names list. Today’s installment marks the end of List No. 2; the next one promises to be as ethnically, religiously and morally offensive as the past two, if not more. Enjoy!
Brood [...]

What better way to get back into the swing of blogging than to post a long-overdue Cool Band Names list? For any new readers from the Facebooks, get yourself acquainted by clicking the category link above. Enjoy!
Black-Market Trash Cans
Continental Mustard
Do-It-Yourself Messiah
Flaming Jeep
Hairy Knuckles
Jesus Pizza
Mother’s Fudge
Pete Doherty’s Crack Habit
Redundant Carl
Shape-Shifting Ninjas
Sterile Cockpit
The Jesus Bush

Everybody’s mad at the oil companies these days, so welcome to the Breakup of the Standard Oil monopoly edition of the cool band names list. Reader submissions always are welcome.
Bigoted Tinkerbell
Charismatic Terrorists
Democratic Yoda
The Eco-Chicks
Favorite Jason
Grilled Peaches
Jar Full of Vomit
Meat Thief
Paranoid Misanthropy
Racist Corn Pops
Sadistic Genie
Spunky Nun