I think I’m done with Facebook.
Oh, don’t get me wrong… not long after I joined in August 2008, I became but the latest victim of Acute Facebook Addiction Syndrome. And not long after that, people started remarking about how much I supposedly was on Facebook.
That, and the mundane or purposely cryptic status updates. And your [...]
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Sewers, soccer coaches and pigs in blankets
I was having a bizarre dream before I woke up this morning, and I don’t think Twitter could do it justice, so I’m blogging it:
To set the scene, it was me, my brother and sister and our dad at our house (which wasn’t actually our house, natch). I was supposed to meet my mom at [...]
And so the lexicon grows
Feel free to commence using the new phrase, “turd bucket,” at any time. Use interchangably with the various forms of “douchebag.” Credit to friend and colleague The Colonel. Enjoy.
Lindsay Lohan and Topher Grace are dating
Oh, wait… that’s a chick. Never mind.
Stimulus interruptus
I’ve found something else I can blame on President Bush. First Hurricane Katrina, then my bad back, now this:
Dear Valued Customer:
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Recently, you may have received a letter from the IRS advising you when to expect your Economic Stimulus Payment (rebate). That IRS letter may have inadvertently left off some important information. Taxpayers who chose to [...]
I’ve yet to be stimulated
Still waiting on that economic-stimulus direct deposit. My savings account and I are getting nervous.
A matter of punctuation
I’m sure he’s a very nice man, but I’m just not a fan of Bob Seger, nor of the Silver Bullet Band. In fact, I find his voice grating on the ears, and I snicker at the innumerable boxes of Bob Seger CDs at every EMI Delete Sale.
But if you’ve growed up in Springfield, exposure [...]