Jimmy Baseball joins the Douche Crew

I suppose I should be happy that a beloved former Cardinal found work again, but in that uniform? Why don’t you run over my dog in your Ferrari while you’re at it, Jim?

And what are Cubs fans to do now that the man they loved to hate is on their team? Will they now cheer for what they once lustily booed: his uppercut swing, his flair for the dramatic, his frosted tips? At least now, Cubs fans won’t have to deal with him killing their pitching anymore.

There’s apparently no truth to the rumor that Carlos Zambrano drilled Edmonds with a fastball when Edmonds walked into the clubhouse.


6 Responses to “Jimmy Baseball joins the Douche Crew”

  1. Johann Says:

    They can have him. True, Hollywood Jimmy E made some spectacular catches in his career, not just with St. Louis but also the California Angels (or Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim in Orange County located in Southern California on the West Coast of North America, whatever the hell they call themselves now), I grew tired of his habit the last couple of seasons of making ESPN “Web Gems” out of plays that didn’t appear to really be THAT necessary of some of the acrobatics he choreographed.

    Even so, it’s sweet to see that he and Zambo have swapped spit and made up. It’s a match made in Cubbieland.

    Just kinda makes you feel all warm and fuzzy, don’t it?

  2. nancy Says:

    My husband said someone on a Cubs board about yesterday’s game said “Wait a minute. So I’m supposed to cheer against Maddox, and for Edmonton?”. Oh and lots of jokes about half mesh shirts and eyeliner.

  3. Steve Says:

    …just another way to make another Cubs/Cardinals match that much less stimulating.

  4. Anonymous Communist Says:

    Nancy: So now that he’s a Cub, Edmonds no longer is gay?

    Steve: I disagree. It’ll be fun to watch him strike out four times a game for some other team.

  5. nancy Says:

    Huh????? He’s still gay and they’re still making fun of him.

  6. J Lo Says:

    Not gay, still cute…but I can’t get past the Cubs uniform. Sorry Jimmy. I loved you so much :-(

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