Dear Buffalo Wild Wings,

Posted in Stupid people | Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 | Trackback

The next time someone orders both plain wings and wings with sauce, don’t put the plain wings in the same to-go box as the saucy wings. Thanks.

Your pal,

A.C.

26 Responses to “Dear Buffalo Wild Wings,”

  1. Steve Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    Now that’s horseshit…Certainly not the way they handle it at Hooters. I’m still pissed about what mayonaise means to people in this country. Damn it, it’s a mixer, not a condiment! There’s no reason why I should have to make it clear that I don’t want that crap on my cheeseburger.

  2. Johann Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 8:05 am

    Ah, but some people DO like that “crap” on their cheeseburger. Ain’t all about you, my friend.

    Oh, and who the hell gets food from Hooters to go?! The food there is good, but it ain’t THAT good. That’s kind of like drinking caffeine-free Mountain Dew- if you’re not going to partake in the main thing you’re there for, why even bother?

  3. Your neighbor Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 9:17 am

    Mr. Communist, the dude who mixed the wings must be dumb and stupid.

  4. Anonymous Communist Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 10:06 am

    Steve: Amen. Use of mayonnaise should be restricted to dipping Chick-Fil-A nugs into.

    Johann: Hot mayonnaise? No, thanks. And the food at Hooter’s can’t be good at all if they need scantily clad femalez to get you into the place. Pass.

    Neighbor: He was just mad that they took his horse porn away.

  5. Steve Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 10:17 am

    No problem, Johann. Just tell which one you’re working at and I’ll cross that one off my list.

  6. Anonymous Communist Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 10:25 am

    BURN!

  7. eric Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    i like some mayo on burger now and again. i’ve heard that BW3 is pretty good, but never been there. i’m hungry..

  8. Anonymous Communist Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    B-Dubs’ got tons o’ good sauces, but their food other than wings pretty much blows across the board. They have a halfway decent beer selection, and it’s a good place for a group to go.

    Last spring/summer I went there all the time and kind of got sick of it.

  9. Johann Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    You nutty kids.

    “Burn!” Now that’s funny. Can’t say as I saw what was such the mad “burn” about it, but hey, if it makes you happy, I’ll feign sufficient burn damage.

    Oh, and AnonCom, first of all, the mayo itself is not hot. Secondly, that was my whole point- the only reason to go to Hooters PERIOD is for the cleavage. Their food blows more than their waitresses. And depending on which one you go to, I hear that’s quite a bit.

    As far as B-Dubs, the first time I was ever there I had some sort of shrimp wrap thing that was pretty good; naturally, I haven’t seen it on the menu since. But they have Amber Bock, and that’s all I really care about. That and the Parmesan Garlic wings. Mmmmmmmm…

  10. Anonymous Communist Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    Johann: Once the mayo hits the hot burger, it becomes hot and therefore an emetic for me.

  11. Steve Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    I like Hooters wings, the naked ones and the saucy ones…And I don’t go to Hooters for takeout, either. Usually, I’m there with a group of people from work, once every 3-4 years…was just to lazy to explain that part of it. But I’ve seen better looking waitresses at the Chili’s by my house, cleavage and everything else, so I’ve pretty much put the Hooters chain in the same category as the others. It’s a watered-down theme anyway, especially when there’s a perfectly good strip club about a mile down the road from the one I go to, here in CO. I’ve only been to the BWW by my work…for takeout. I’ve never studied their menu, being somewhat of a purist about Buffalo wings, even though I do like ‘em plain sometimes, and pretty much quit going their because: 1. Their wingies are just tiny for what you’re paying for…They must be using sick chickens. 2. Even their hottest Buffalo sauce really isn’t all that hot. I’m going for tears when I’m eating them, and again the next day, once they’ve been processed. Parmesan Garlic, Johann… Really? I’ll give you the shrimp wrap, but only because I like a McRib every now and then. Hope it comes back next Spring. I’m sorry, but unless there’s Tuna around, I’ve got no use for Mayo. That stuff is getting wiped off the bun…

  12. eric Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    McRibs in the biiiiiin!

  13. Marjorie Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 7:34 pm

    Steve and Eric and AC: Mindy Merrick finally graduates from the U of I next month with a doctorate in environmental science (or environmental something).She has just accepted a teaching job with Ball State in Muncie, IN, which is her mom’s undergraduate alma mater. At least she graduated before Doug, even if she is 33.:^)

  14. Johann Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    Yeah, I like the Parmesan Garlic. I know it’s wimpy as sauces go, but I’m not one of the manly-man (read: idiotic) people that order the Colon Scorch™ sauce for no other reason than to prove their manly-manness (usually, to no one but themselves). I like to actually taste my food.

    I’m funny that way.

    And I like mayo.

  15. Steve Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 9:10 pm

    Fair enough, Johann…all of my idiocracies an manly-manness aside:

    If you like Parmesan Garlic (me too, just not on wings) and dipping your fries in mayo, go to town…Just stay out of my neighborhood. Emphasis on MY… It’s bad enough that you have to ask for ketchup these days at a drive-through.

    What did I tell you about taking the blue pill on Thursdays?

  16. Steve Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 9:24 pm

    Oh, and thanks for the update, Marjorie. Congratulate Mindy for me, if you get a chance. Every once in a blue moon, when in Chi-town, we seem to bump into each other at a show.

  17. eric Says:
    April 25th, 2008 at 3:33 am

    Marj, i’ll be 36 before I get my doctorate. I’m in no hurry.

  18. Johann Says:
    April 25th, 2008 at 7:12 am

    “What did I tell you about taking the blue pill on Thursdays?”

    Excuse me?

  19. Steve Says:
    April 25th, 2008 at 11:50 am

    …just threw that in there to see if your synapses were aligned properly today. I’ll consider the subject of mayo off limits from now on. On my weekend…Enjoy your’s.

  20. Johann Says:
    April 25th, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    My synapses are aligned every day, thank you. Feel free to attack the condiment of your choice at any time.

    Oh, and you do the same (enjoy your weekend).

  21. Steve Says:
    April 25th, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    Now, before we move on to salad dressings…kidding.

  22. eric Says:
    April 25th, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    Mayonnaise is a popular ingredient in many salad dressings.

  23. Steve Says:
    April 25th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    Yep…good mixer!

  24. Johann Says:
    April 25th, 2008 at 8:58 pm

    And even better cheeseburger garnish!!

  25. eric Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 2:11 am

    Hilarious.

  26. Johann Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 8:10 am

    Just doin’ my part.

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