Apparently, Ludacris has never been to central Illinois
Another gem from the brilliant Strange Maps blog:
A geography major with a sense of humor submitted this awesomely-titled cartogram to Strange Maps based on the Ludacris song “Area Codes”:
In this song, Ludacris brags about the area codes where he knows women, whom he refers to as “hoes.”
One then could reasonably infer that Luda knows “Kristen.”

March 13th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
I’d like to see such a map for Wilt Chamberlain…
March 13th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Johann, nice one. I’d like to see that map, too, then overlay it with a map of HIV population.
That Kristen chick, You can’t blame her. Sure, she’s a pro, but its all about the Benjamins. What’s up with these politicians and their sexual deviances? I hope I never have to resort to that type of behavior.
Side note. I’m grabbing my 20oz beer and sandwich and they are playing Joy Division on the stereo. Made my day. I’ve seen some of the documentaries lately. Made me she’d a tear.
March 13th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Johann: For Wilt, maybe it would be “Hoes in Every ZIP Code.”
E: As long as it’s non-exploitative, I see nothing wrong with prostitution. If someone’s got the goods to sell (which Kristen most assuredly does), they should be allowed to. There certainly would be no shortage of buyers. And right on re: the Joy Division. I’ve been wanting to check out the documentaries, too.
March 13th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
documentaries on the band or the prostitutes for hitler’s army?
March 14th, 2008 at 9:18 am
Did the Wehrmacht really have something called the Joy Division? And does that mean the gay soldiers were serviced by the Pansy Division?
March 14th, 2008 at 9:34 am
Sorry Steve, the band. You read too much into it.
March 14th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
They did…I was confused because I saw something on the History Channel about it a few weeks ago. Just can’t imagine E interested in watching what I saw…