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Papal indulgences, retail-style

Bashing Wal-Mart is a beloved pastime for many. There are numerous reasons for doing so:

But sometimes you just can’t escape the Walton Empire’s gravitational field, like when you have to buy individually packaged snacks for a class of 32 kids. Sometimes, Sam’s is the best option for stuff like that.

But I’ve found a way to help relieve the guilt and shame of going there:

Much to my surprise, the last time I was at Sam’s I found Fair Trade Certified coffee beans. So while I’m selling out the American worker by shopping at the Walton Empire, I can at least ease my bleeding little heart by helping small farmers receive a fair price for their goods, which are produced using environmentally sustainable methods.

Plus, those beans make an excellent cup (or 12) of coffee.

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