Give your loved one Chlamydia today!
Thanks to the unmitigated genius that is Where Dave Is, now there are gifts I will be glad to give someone.
The fine folks at GiantMicrobes.com “make stuffed animals that look like tiny microbes—only a million times actual size!”
Many kinds of microbes are available: Black Death, Common Cold, Heartworm and of course, Chlamydia:
Playing doctor is a game you don’t want to lose. Know the rules.
Awesome. I can’t wait to give The Clap to Mrs. Communist! She’ll have to get her own Penicillin, though.
