Dan’s latest post at BFS about his wife’s apparently lame taste in music amused me enough to leave a comment, the snark of which may have been misinterpreted in a later comment.
I then felt compelled in yet another comment to qualify my normally impeccable musical bonafides with the fact that I do possess a few songs that I would normally be embarrassed to say that I enjoy.
Now, I’m going to lay it all out, and I challenge readers of this Web log (all four of you) and other bloggers to do the same.
I bring you my Guilty Pleasures playlist:
- “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm,” Crash Test Dummies
- “I Touch Myself,” the Divinyls
- “Three Little Pigs,” Green Jelly
- “Bossy,” Kelis feat. Too $hort
- “I’ve Been Thinking About You,” Londonbeat
- “Here Comes The Hammer,” MC Hammer
- “Can’t Touch This,” ibid
- “Looks That Kill,” Mötley Crüe
- “How Bizarre,” OMC
- “Baby Got Back,” Sir Mix-a-lot
- “Tainted Love,” Soft Cell
- “Hunger Strike,” Temple of the Dog
- “Ice Ice Baby,” Vanilla Ice
- UPDATE 2:18 p.m. June 6: Looks like I forgot one: “I Got a Man,” Positive K
I also have the complete double disc of Rush “Chronicles.” Sorry, Johann, but they are powerfully uncool. In addition to those affronts to awesomeness, I also have the following in my iTunes shopping cart waiting for me to muster the nerve to buy them:
“Unbelievable,” EMFBit the bullet and bought it.“I Can’t Wait,” Nu ShoozThis too.- “I’m Too Sexy,” Right Said Fred
- “Yeah,” Usher feat Lil Jon and Ludacris
- “Rump Shaker,” Wreckx-N-Effect
*shiver* I feel so dirty.
